March 2012
megachiropteran:
octosquid:
missvoltairine:
I hope Rick Santorum cuts himself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long.
His friends say it’s darkest just before he gets elected. We’re pretty sure they’re all wrong.
Rick Santorum hopes it stays dark forever. He hopes the worst isn’t over.
Rick Santorum hopes I blink before he does. He hopes I never get sober.
February 2012
What National Day Is On Your Birthday →
x-rayted:
3half:
or3o:
lethappiness-findyou:
our-future-reflections:
waterm3lon:
4lien:
-everysecond:
syruppalin:
October 22 is … National Nut Day
December 18 is … National Roast Suckling Pig Day, lol wtf
March 26 is … Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
July 27 is … Take Your Pants For A Walk Day what the actual fuck
December 30 is … Festival Of...
